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Why is it that every time I enter a room that my children are currently occupying, I am immediately inundated with tattle telling, screaming, fists flying, shattered 66″ flat screen tv screens, spit wads flying, and crazy questions with everyone yelling at the top of their lungs at the SAME TIME? Those questions though….I question… Continue reading Bum Rushing
We made a quick run to Idaho last Saturday for a family BBQ to celebrate my sister in laws achievement at work. As we hid from the torrential down poor under the portico of my brother in laws home, the smell hit. It was one of those lights suddenly flick on, eyes pop wide,… Continue reading The Art of the Shart
When I go to my local IFA store to buy chicken feed, random strangers strike up convos with me about chickens. Every freaking time. It’s ok because I love to talk. IFA day is like field day for me. I actually get to speak “ADULT”. Anyways, I am always asked, inevitably, if I have… Continue reading Who Needs a Cock, Anyway?
That kind of life can turn any sensible woman with a good Christian raising into a fowl mouthed mother clucker.